sexually mysterious

I have determined that I am the type of girl that people come to conclusions about. And by conclusions, I mean assumptions.

While I am a generally friendly person, for a while, while I'm getting to know people I am certainly reserved. i'm more outgoing later. I am incredibly quirky. If I was going to describe myself in one work it would be that: quirky.

In order to establish this point, in case you don't believe me I'm going to list a few quotes that I have kept over the past few years. Actually, keeping a list of quotes that I refer to and again laugh at might perfectly well demonstrate the point but that would ruin the fun of posting funny quotes that you weren't there to experience but hopefully you will enjoy anyhow. Out of context is always much fun.

(to the tune of jingle bells (and you better sing it to yourself to get the full efect)) Narf Narf Narf. Narf Narf Narf. Narf Narf Narf Narf Narf. Legendary. Legendary. Legendary Narf.

I sent that as a text message.

Okay, that's enough examples. I'll scatter the rest to you later.

Anyhow, apparently I confuse people. They make assumptions. Something. I don't know. I'm not other people and therefore I don't know their minds.

In high school, sometimes in drama class we had nothing to do and so we'd lay around on the floor and talk about nothing. This may have been when we were pretending to research stuff for a project that never got done. Because drama was kind of not an informative period. Unless we wanted to discover how sexually interesting the rest of us were. One of the guys in the class (who was kind of a creeper, admittedly) was trying to "figure out" people sexually. And he was naming them off, like you've done this and you are probably interested in this.

He was doing this and then he got to me and was like, and you are interesting. And I was like Oh-hmm? He decided that I was a highly sexual being but he was fairly sure at that point I was still a virgin and couldn't figure out at all how far I'd gone. Despite the fact he knew I had a serious boyfriend. He was conflicted on the signs I was giving or something. I can't say I really knew what it all meant at the time and I was all...oh...hmmm. I refused to answer any of his questions on the matter as it wasn't any of his business and he was a creeper and goodness knows what he'd do with that information.

Half smile and a shake of the head that says that no, I won't tell you that. This is my motto.

In college, I was walking with a guy, who I was friends with so I'd gotten past the reserved stages a bit with him, although the fact that I totally had major crush time on him hindered it a bit and we'd already slept together by this part (half smile-shake head) and he was talking about going home and laying around naked.

I was like, oh-hmmm. And he was like...you'll totally be going home and doing the same thing. To which I replied, half-smile, snake head. (And was secretly pleased he'd said something about it like that because if he was talking about me naked he was probably thinking about it and that meant he liked me right? If he ever comes across this blog I'm going to die of embarrassment most likely. I digress.) But I didn't answer the question. Well, maybe a little gasp of what? half laugh. Which fits with my half smile-shake head motto.

Anything that fits with that motto is acceptable.

The other day at work. Another guy said something about going home and laying around naked and was like, but you won't be doing that will you. You don't seem like the sort. Part of me was like, what? You think I'm uptight? But the I remembered the fact that he sees me at work and I believe in a reserved manner at work (or at least to a point). I half smiled, shook my head and told him he didn't know that. To which he repeated I wasn't the type and you could tell these things.

Obviously not.

It's kind of fun thinking I'm an enigma.

Enigma is kinda fun to say.

I'm sure by now you have all sorts of burning questions. Does she run around her apartment naked? Does she sleep naked? Or is she a reverse nudist and even showers fully dressed?

To your questions I have an answer.

Half smile-shake head.