Minute Four of St. Patrick's Day.

I should be drinking or something. I'm Irish. Some part of me is at least.

But that is not what this blog is about. I was thinking about something fascinating to blog about and was looking on Yahoo for something to respond to maybe when I saw the creepy clover.

Do this right now: Go to Yahoo. Where it says Yahoo, look for the rainbow. AND THEN BAM!

DO YOU SEE THAT FREAKY GREEN DANCING THING? OMG WHAT IS IT?

IT'S DANCING AT ME. IT'S FLAPPING IT'S GIANT ARMS. IT WANTS A HUG? HELL NO!

I'm sure it's contagious.

I don't know who over at Yahoo thought this was a genius decoration for St. Patricks day, but it's creepy and it's creeping me out. In fact, I might NEED alcohol in order to get through this. Sadly I have nothing Irish.....wait, scratch that, I've got Baileys Irish Cream. I'm covered. I can put the thought of this...whatever it is, out of my mind.

Dear Yahoo,
You will never win the Google v. Yahoo wars if you insist on associating yourself with something that weird. Look at Google, Celtic writing in green. Classy. Simple. Not creepy.

I feel a need to stare at the clover (because I'm sure it's supposed to be a clover dresses for st. patrick's day. Shouldn't it be a four leaf clover? Since those are lucky?

It's still staring at me.




(Wear Green Today, because if you aren't and you run into me- I'm pinching. Unless you are wearing orange, as that is also acceptable.)